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Friday, May 29, 2015

IT'S FRIDAY AND A NEW SEGMENT!!

YES, A NEW SEGMENT AND SOMETHING DIFFERENT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN http://tobtr.com/s/7654189

EMBARRASSING STORIES: SEX AND NERVES DON'T MIX! WARNING: TMI STORY!!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT READING MY FIRST EMBARRASSING STORY. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAVE THE RESPONSE THAT IT DID. PEOPLE ARE STILL VIEWING IT, AND HOPEFULLY YOU'RE GETTING A LAUGH FROM IT. I LEARNED TO LAUGH AT MYSELF EARLY ON IN LIFE. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? I'D LOVE TO KNOW! CHECK OUT TODAY'S SEGMENT TOO!! http://tobtr.com/s/7654189

STORY TIME:I WAS DATING THIS GUY MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE, AND I CAME HOME TO VISIT HIM. WE WERE HANGING OUT, JUST MAKING OUT AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. THINGS TOOK A TURN WHEN HE DECIDED TO WHIP OUT A CONDOM, AND I STARTED FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE. I EXCUSED MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGAN TO PANIC!! THERE WERE SO MANY THOUGHTS RUSHING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND MY NERVES STARTED KICKING IN. 

AT FIRST, IT WAS JUST "OMG, WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT HAVING SEX. I'M A VIRGIN!! MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO, BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME YAAASSSSS!!!" ALL THESE THOUGHTS CAUSED SO MUCH ANXIETY THAT MY STOMACH STARTED TO HURT. I MEAN LIKE I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT!! I DID NOT WANT TO TAKE A DUMP AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE! GRANTED WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5+ YEARS, BUT THIS IS BOYFRIEND ZONE NOW. AS I PACED BACK AND FORTH IN THE BATHROOM, ALL I COULD THINK WAS, "HE'S PROBABLY THINKING SOMETHING IS WRONG IF I'M IN THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG." 

I COULDN'T KEEP IT IN ANY LONGER....

I WAS RELIEVED AT FIRST BECAUSE NOTHING CAME OUT...BUT THEN MY STOMACH REALLY KICKED IT! THERE WAS NO AIR FRESHENER TO COVER THE FUNK, AND THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, I CLOGGED THE TOILET! THIS HAD TO HAVE BEEN A SIGN NOT TO HAVE SEX! AND IF I ATTEMPTED TO HAVE SEX, I'D GET SO NERVOUS IT WOULD CAUSE DIARRHEA!! I STARED THAT TOILET DOWN, NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A PLUNGER IN THE BATHROOM. 

I DECIDED TO WAIT IT OUT A BIT UNTIL THE SMELL SUBSIDED, AND SEE IF I COULD PLUSH THE REMAINS OF THIS HORRIFIC EVENT DOWN THE TOILET! STILL, THE TOILET WAS CLOGGED! AT THAT POINT I JUST SAID FUCK IT, IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TODAY. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS WITH MY HEAD REALLY LOW AND SAT ON THE COUCH. MY BOYFRIEND WAS SITTING THERE WONDERING, A. WHY WAS I IN THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG? AND B. WHY WAS I BEING QUIET ABOUT IT? I QUIETLY WHISPERED, "I CLOGGED THE TOILET." HE SAID "WHAT?" I SCREAMED.. "I CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!!!"...................

SILENCE........

HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND UNCLOGGED THE TOILET. *JUST IMAGINE THE SOUND OF SOMEONE UNCLOGGING A TOILET*. THE EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO OVERWHELMING, I LITERALLY LEFT MY BODY FOR A COUPLE MINUTES!! 

NO ONE WAS IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE THAT DAY...

AFTER THAT, I STAYED FOR A LITTLE LONGER, BUT IT WAS JUST AWKWARD SO I WENT HOME. WE DIDN'T SPEAK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. I DID SPEND SOME MORE TIME OVER THERE, BUT I DECLINED THE SEX EACH TIME FROM THAT POINT ON..

THINKING BACK ON IT NOW, I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH! 


Tuesday, May 26, 2015

HAPPY TERRIFIC TUESDAY PEEPS!!

GOOD MORNING! I'M SITTING HERE SIPPING MY COFFEE AND A THOUGHT POPPED IN MY HEAD, "DENISHA, WHY NOT DO A SEGMENT THIS MORNING TO START YOUR DAY OFF?" TUESDAYS ARE CURRENTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAYS OF THE WEEK! I TEND TO WORK ON TUESDAYS, BUT IT'S ONE OF THE MOST CHILL DAYS I HAVE EVER WORKED! IT'S NOT TOO BUSY; HENCE, YOU'RE GETTING PAID TO DO NOTHING!!! THAT'S A PLUS AFTER ALL! ALSO, I TEND TO WORK IN RETAIL AND I'M ALL ABOUT THE DISCOUNTS! THEREFORE, I LIKE TO FILL MY CART ON THESE DAYS, OR JUST SEE WHAT'S NEW. MOST TUESDAYS ARE WHEN NEW PRODUCT IS PUT OUT, AND OLD PRODUCT IS DISCOUNTED!!!

I WAS GOING TO DO A SEGMENT YESTERDAY, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO BECAUSE OF LIFE. SO I AM DOING ONE TODAY. I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR THE NONSTOP SUPPORT! 

NEW SEGMENT--->http://t.co/kxJmbGWKwD

Sunday, May 24, 2015

I GRADUATED!! CONGRATS CLASS OF 2015!!!

THERE'S NO GREATER FEELING THAN SETTING GOALS AND ACCOMPLISHING THEM! AS I TOLD YOU ALL ON THE SHOW, THIS SEMESTER HAS BEEN A BITTERSWEET ONE! I MET SOME AWESOME PEOPLE OVER THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS, INCLUDING MY PROFESSOR WHO WAS AMAZING! EARNING MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE IS JUST THE FIRST STEP TO REACHING MY GOALS. I CREATED A 1 YEAR PLAN TO GET MY DEGREE, HAS A CERTAIN GPA, AND ATTEND TOWSON UNIVERSITY IN THE FALL! I WAS ABLE TO SET GOALS FOR MYSELF, AND ACCOMPLISH THEM! I'VE SAID IT COUNTLESS TIMES ON MY RADIO SHOW, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE BROKEN DOWN TO BUILD YOURSELF UP AGAIN! 

TESTIFY TIME!! I WENT FROM FAILING OUT OF SCHOOL, BEING ON ACADEMIC PROBATION, WANTING TO QUIT, NOT DRIVEN, AND FEELING LIKE A FAILURE! I WASN'T MYSELF A COUPLE YEARS AGO, AND I REALLY HAD TO LOOK WITHIN MYSELF TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON. I ALSO TURNED TO GOD AND PRAYED TO GET PAST THE MULTIPLE OBSTACLES I WAS FACING. I WAS MY OWN ENEMY, SO I NEEDED SOME MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALING. IT TOOK SOME TIME, MUCH GROWING TO DO, BUT I STARTED PROGRESSING MORE AND MORE. ONCE I FOCUSED ON THE POSITIVE RATHER THAN THE NEGATIVE, EVERYTHING BEGAN FALL IN PLACE! NOW I HAVE MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE, BUT I'M NOT STOPPING THERE! THIS IS JUST THE FIRST STEP TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL! THIS IS ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP IN ACHIEVING MY ULTIMATE GOAL! IF IT WEREN'T FOR BEING BROKEN DOWN AND BUILDING MYSELF BACK UP, I WOULDN'T BE AS CONFIDENT, FOCUSED OR DETERMINED AS I AM NOW! LIFE IS ABOUT GROWING AFTER ALL, AND I STILL HAVE MORE TO DO! I'M SO APPRECIATIVE FOR THE SUPPORT OF MY LOVED ONES! THEY'VE BEEN THERE FOR ME THROUGH EVERYTHING, AND I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT THEM! 



REMEMBER, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO! 


Friday, May 15, 2015

RADIO SHOW FAVORITES!!! PLEASE LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE!!

WELCOME TO BACK TO MY BLOG! I WANTED TO SHARE SOME OF MY OLDER SEGMENTS WITH YOU! SO IF YOU ARE FREE THIS WEEK, AND NEED SOMETHING TO DO THEN LISTEN TO MY GREATEST HITS! LOL!!!

FALL SHOWS






I HAVE A TON MORE CONTENT THROUGH THESE LINKS, SO FEEL FREE TO CATCH UP! THANKS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND!!!

WOOHOO FRIDAY IS HERE!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!?! SEGMENT TIME!!

ARE YOU GETTING DOWN THIS FRIDAY? LOL, I'M HOME! THAT'S OK BECAUSE I'M RECORDING ANOTHER SEGMENT BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY! ALSO BECAUSE I RECORD MONDAYS, THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS...OCCASIONALLY OTHER DAYS OF THE WEEK AS WELL!  


WANNA LISTEN LIVE?! TUNE IN TODAY AT 2:30PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME!!! http://tobtr.com/s/7618179 

GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN CALL IN!!!!!!! 

CALL 1-(347)989-8431!!!! CALL AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME! HA, JK, BUT THE THOUGHT IS LOVELY!




Thursday, May 14, 2015

MY SPRING 2015 SHOW LIST!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY LISTENED TO TODAY'S SEGMENT HERE'S THE LINK:
http://tobtr.com/s/7615157

PRIOR TO RECORDING I MADE A LIST ON PAPER!
RARE BECAUSE I HATE BRAINSTORMING!
WHEN I TRY, MY HANDWRITING SKILLS ARE ON POINT!
COFFEE + <3 4 TV = INTENSE SEGMENT!




COMEDY

UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT~NETFLIX
GARFUNKEL AND OATES~ NETFLIX
SCROTAL RECALL~NETFLIX (SEASON 1 COMPLETED)
YOUNGER~TV LAND~TUESDAY @9
FUNNY GIRLS~OXYGEN

THRILLER/SCARY/SUSPENSE

THE FOLLOWING~FOX~MONDAY @9 (THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED :/)
THE LIZZIE BORDEN CHRONICLES~LIFETIME~SUNDAY @10
THE WALKING DEAD~AMC~SUNDAY @10 (SEASON 5 COMPLETED)
SALEM~WGN~SUNDAY @10
SUPERNATURAL~CW~WEDNESDAY @9
SCANDAL~ABC~THURSDAY @9 (SEASON 4 COMPLETED)
ORPHAN BLACK~BBC AMERICA~SATURDAY @9
GAME OF THRONES~HBO~SUNDAY @9
THE RETURNED~A&E~MONDAY @9 (SEASON 1 COMPLETED)
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES~CW~THURSDAY @8 (SEASON 6 COMPLETED)
CHICAGO FIRE~NBC~TUESDAY @10
CHICAGO P.D.~NBC~WEDNESDAY @10

FAMILY

GOOD WITCH~HALLMARK~SUNDAY @9 (SEASON 1 COMPLETED)

GOTTA CATCH UP ON

THE FLASH~CW~TUESDAY @8
ARROW~CW~WEDNESDAY @8
IZOMBIE~CW~TUESDAY @9


WHAT SHOWS HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING LATELY? WHAT DID I MISS THAT I SHOULD CHECK OUT?





SPRING SHOWS SEGMENT!! WHAT SHOWS HAVE I BEEN OBSESSED WITH???

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! I'M BRINGING YOU SOME MORE SHOWS THAT I'M CURRENTLY WATCHING THIS SEASON, ALONG WITH SOME OF MY FAVORITE SEASONS! I HAD TO LOOK AT MY DVR IN MY ROOM AND LIVING ROOM TO GET A LIST! I REALIZED THE FIRST TIME I DID A SEGMENT ON MY FAVORITE FALL SHOWS, HOW MUCH TELEVISION I'M INTO. ALSO, YOU GUYS SEEM TO REALLY LOVE HEARING ABOUT WHAT I'M WATCHING, SO WHY NOT DO ANOTHER SEGMENT ON THE HOTTEST SHOWS (WELL IN MY OPINION) RIGHT NOW! ALSO THERE'S SOME REALLY GREAT UPCOMING SHOWS COMING! OH MY GAH!!!


LISTEN HERE---> http://tobtr.com/s/7615157

Friday, May 8, 2015

HAPPY FRIDAY PEEPS!

AS ALWAYS, I HOPE THAT YOUR WEEK WAS GREAT! HOPE YOU HAVE AN EVEN BETTER WEEKEND! BUT BEFORE YOU DO, PLEASE CHECK OUT TODAY'S SEGMENT! http://tobtr.com/s/7600021 ALSO, I CREATED A NEW BLOG, SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, PLEASE DO www.beautyenthusiast.blogspot.com I'M STILL IN THE PROCESS OF PERFECTING IT ALL, BUT I DID POST A NEW CURRENT FAVORITES ALONG WITH SOME OLDER POSTS! 

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

ALLERGIES?!?! NOOOOOOOO

FOR YEARS, I USED THE WHOLE "I HAVE ALLERGIES" TO GET ME OUT OF SITUATIONS. PARTICULARLY SCHOOL THINGS, LIKE FAKING CRYING SAYING "MY ALLERGIES ARE ACTING UP. CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM AND FLUSH WATER IN MY EYES?" STUFFY NOSE, ITCHY THROAT, ITCHY SKIN, IRRITATED EYES...ONE SHUT ON ME TODAY! I'M AWAKE RIGHT NOW. 

ON A BETTER NOTE, I'M GETTING STUFF DOWN (PAPERWORK)FOR TOWSON. I MAY NEED TO GET A PLANNER THAT WILL KEEP ME MOTIVATED TO ACTUALLY USE IT! I'M RUSHING TO GET STUFF DONE, BUT GOOD THING I STILL HAVE SOME TIME TO COMPLETE STUFF! AND JUST LIKE THAT I REMEMBER I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE ON THE 13TH! YOU GUYS, I NEED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER! GOOD THING IS THAT I DON'T HAVE WORK AGAIN UNTIL SATURDAY. TODAY I JUST LAID AROUND BECAUSE THESE ALLERGIES KICKED MY ASKCRACK! I'M GONNA GET THIS STUFF DONE THOUGH BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY OPTION RIGHT?! ANYWAY, I WANTED TO CATCH YOU UP ON MY DAY. I WILL BE POSTING A RADIO SEGMENT LATER TODAY. I WILL AS ALWAYS POST WHEN, AND DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: @NINIBONITACHICA

I HAD AN EVENTFUL WEEKEND, SO I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON TODAY'S SEGMENT. I WILL BE DOING ANOTHER CURRENT FAVORITE'S ON MY NEW BLOG BEFORE THE WEEK IS THROUGH!! STAY TUNED FOR THAT!! 

I'M GONNA LAY DOWN BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING!