EMBARRASSING STORIES: SEX AND NERVES DON'T MIX! WARNING: TMI STORY!!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT READING MY FIRST EMBARRASSING STORY. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAVE THE RESPONSE THAT IT DID. PEOPLE ARE STILL VIEWING IT, AND HOPEFULLY YOU'RE GETTING A LAUGH FROM IT. I LEARNED TO LAUGH AT MYSELF EARLY ON IN LIFE. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? I'D LOVE TO KNOW! CHECK OUT TODAY'S SEGMENT TOO!! http://tobtr.com/s/7654189

STORY TIME:I WAS DATING THIS GUY MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE, AND I CAME HOME TO VISIT HIM. WE WERE HANGING OUT, JUST MAKING OUT AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. THINGS TOOK A TURN WHEN HE DECIDED TO WHIP OUT A CONDOM, AND I STARTED FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE. I EXCUSED MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGAN TO PANIC!! THERE WERE SO MANY THOUGHTS RUSHING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND MY NERVES STARTED KICKING IN. 

AT FIRST, IT WAS JUST "OMG, WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT HAVING SEX. I'M A VIRGIN!! MY MIND'S TELLING ME NO, BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME YAAASSSSS!!!" ALL THESE THOUGHTS CAUSED SO MUCH ANXIETY THAT MY STOMACH STARTED TO HURT. I MEAN LIKE I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT!! I DID NOT WANT TO TAKE A DUMP AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE! GRANTED WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5+ YEARS, BUT THIS IS BOYFRIEND ZONE NOW. AS I PACED BACK AND FORTH IN THE BATHROOM, ALL I COULD THINK WAS, "HE'S PROBABLY THINKING SOMETHING IS WRONG IF I'M IN THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG." 

I COULDN'T KEEP IT IN ANY LONGER....

I WAS RELIEVED AT FIRST BECAUSE NOTHING CAME OUT...BUT THEN MY STOMACH REALLY KICKED IT! THERE WAS NO AIR FRESHENER TO COVER THE FUNK, AND THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, I CLOGGED THE TOILET! THIS HAD TO HAVE BEEN A SIGN NOT TO HAVE SEX! AND IF I ATTEMPTED TO HAVE SEX, I'D GET SO NERVOUS IT WOULD CAUSE DIARRHEA!! I STARED THAT TOILET DOWN, NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A PLUNGER IN THE BATHROOM. 

I DECIDED TO WAIT IT OUT A BIT UNTIL THE SMELL SUBSIDED, AND SEE IF I COULD PLUSH THE REMAINS OF THIS HORRIFIC EVENT DOWN THE TOILET! STILL, THE TOILET WAS CLOGGED! AT THAT POINT I JUST SAID FUCK IT, IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TODAY. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS WITH MY HEAD REALLY LOW AND SAT ON THE COUCH. MY BOYFRIEND WAS SITTING THERE WONDERING, A. WHY WAS I IN THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG? AND B. WHY WAS I BEING QUIET ABOUT IT? I QUIETLY WHISPERED, "I CLOGGED THE TOILET." HE SAID "WHAT?" I SCREAMED.. "I CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!!!"...................

SILENCE........

HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND UNCLOGGED THE TOILET. *JUST IMAGINE THE SOUND OF SOMEONE UNCLOGGING A TOILET*. THE EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO OVERWHELMING, I LITERALLY LEFT MY BODY FOR A COUPLE MINUTES!! 

NO ONE WAS IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE THAT DAY...

AFTER THAT, I STAYED FOR A LITTLE LONGER, BUT IT WAS JUST AWKWARD SO I WENT HOME. WE DIDN'T SPEAK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. I DID SPEND SOME MORE TIME OVER THERE, BUT I DECLINED THE SEX EACH TIME FROM THAT POINT ON..

THINKING BACK ON IT NOW, I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH!